hello my lovelies.

maybe you've already noticed but i appear to have lost my sparkle lately. "sparkle" is a sort of vague term but i'm mostly talking about my sense of humor, which most of you seem to like so well. if you were beginning to worry, please don't. i'm feeling a little down right now but i expect to be my usual perky and annoying self again soon.

until then, i'm afraid all i'll be able to manage is the sad stuff. hopefully that's better than nothing. and now that i've made an excuse for myself and my current lack of funny, i guess there's not much more to say about it.

see you on the other side.

-maxey

ps: if i get a single comment that mentions twilight in response to my use of the term "sparkle," i will show up and claim your first born. i've always wanted to act out a dead baby joke.. if you don't have kids, i'm taking a kidney.